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Welcome to my straitjacket, my OOC journal! There'll be RP madness, which will probably be friends locked, and lots of general fangirling and fiction. So if you've stumble across this journal, feel free to have a look around! :)

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April 26th, 2009

YouTube Meme

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YouTube meme, which as far as I can tell is your character, their PB, and a description of your clip.

Wow, this was not easy, LOL!

Beneath the Cut )

April 19th, 2009

"In Conclusion" - Chuck - Supernatural

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Title: In Conclusion
Author: Jade Blood
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: This all belongs to Kripke and the CW. I'm just playing around and making no money from this.
Characters: Chuck, mentions Dean, Sam, and Zachariah
Spoilers: Through 4.18
Summary: Chuck finishes his latest book.

“So where are you headed next?” Carver asked expectantly... )

April 16th, 2009

"Practice Makes Perfect" - Castiel/Anna - Supernatural

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Title: Practice Makes Perfect
Author: Jade Blood
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: Supernatural and all seen here belongs to the CW and Kripke. I'm just playing around, and I made no profits from this.
Characters/Pairings: Castiel/Anna, mentions Dean/Anna
Summary: Anna continues her attempts to teach Castiel to feel. This time with a kiss.

Castiel would never wish to disappoint her, but so far this experiment was only uncomfortable and a bit damp... )

Meme Time

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I'm sorry I've been basically non-existent. Along with being overwhelmed with school and real life, as I think you all know, I've kind of gotten myself in a depressive funk. But I'm going to try to do better! I promise. Right now, I am just trying to distract myself, and memes do that pretty well.

Meme The First )

Meme The Second )

April 15th, 2009

"Strange Allies" - Ghost Rider/Iron Man Crossover

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Title: Strange Allies
Author: Jade Blood
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: All this belongs to Marvel! I'm just playing in their sandbox. No profits were made from this.
Characters: Tony Stark, Johnny Blaze, James Rhodes, and Jarvis.
Summary: Iron Man has a rocky first meeting with the Ghost Rider. (Movieverse)
Author's Note: Ghani, I blame you! A Ghost of a Chance made me sit down and work on this until I had finished it. And I might even write a sequel if I can work it out in my head. :D

“That went well,” Tony intoned calmly... )

April 12th, 2009

Wash Away My Sins - Chapter Nine - Supernatural

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Title: Wash Away My Sins
Authors: Aratocriel and Jade Blood
Rating: PG-13
Characters/Pairings: Dean, Sam, Dean/OFC, Sam/OFC, OC!villains
Disclaimer: Supernatural and it's characters belong to Kripke and the CW. Nina belongs to Aratocriel, and Janis belongs to me (Jade), so no using them without our permission. We make no profits from this and are just having fun!
Summary: A year after the events of "Unity in Duality", Janis and Nina are a bit savvier regarding the world of the paranormal, but the resurgence of old enemies has left them needing the help of the Winchesters once more.
Previous Chapters: 1 : 2 : 3 : 4 : 5 : 6 : 7 : 8

Chapter Nine )

April 11th, 2009

"Life's Not So Terrible" - Dean/Janis - Supernatural

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Title: Life’s Not So Terrible
Author: Jade Blood
Rating: NC-17 (Adult Content)
Disclaimer: Supernatural doesn't belong to me, and I don't pretend it does. But Janis is my character, and Nina belongs to Aratocriel, so they can't be used without permission. No profits were made from this story.
Characters/Pairings: Dean, Sam, Dean/OFC
Spoilers: For 4.17 "It's A Terrible Life"
Summary: Dean Smith needs a secretary, and he believes he's found the perfect woman for the job in Janis.
Author's Note: Yep! It's Dean/Janis AU, sort of. You don't have to have read any of the previous stories to get what's going on here, but I think it makes it more fun. Also, there's a couple of Easter eggs (in keeping with the season? Heh.) for those paying close attention. Enjoy!

Janis walked the short distance to Mr. Smith’s office in her sensible heels with her pleated skirt moving against her thighs in a soft, swishing to and fro... )

April 9th, 2009

"Angel Playing With My Heart" - Anna/Castiel - Supernatural

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Title: Angel Playing With My Heart
Author: Jade Blood
Rating: PG
Characters/Pairings: Castiel/Anna, mentions Uriel and Lucifer
Disclaimer: Supernatural belongs to Kripke and the CW. I'm just playing in their sandbox. No profits were made from this.
Spoilers: Up to 4.18 "The Monster at the End of This Book"
Summary: Anna is still trying to teach Castiel about emotion and what it is to be human, but he has to let her in first.

Castiel liked the outdoors, and he liked these books... )

April 6th, 2009

Wash Away My Sins - Chapter Eight - Supernatural

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Title: Wash Away My Sins
Authors: Aratocriel and Jade Blood
Rating: PG-13
Characters/Pairings: Dean, Sam, Dean/OFC, Sam/OFC, OC!villains
Disclaimer: Supernatural and it's characters belong to Kripke and the CW. Nina belongs to Aratocriel, and Janis belongs to me (Jade), so no using them without our permission. We make no profits from this and are just having fun!
Summary: A year after the events of "Unity in Duality", Janis and Nina are a bit savvier regarding the world of the paranormal, but the resurgence of old enemies has left them needing the help of the Winchesters once more.
Previous Chapters: 1 : 2 : 3 : 4 : 5 : 6 : 7
Author's Note: I apologize for the wait on this next chapter for those of you that were following along. It's been a rather busy semester for both me and my co-author. I hope to get into a regular, weekly routine of posting these chapters again though. I appreciate your patience, though. Without further ado, enjoy!

Chapter Eight )

April 5th, 2009

So I was forced to watch Twilight...

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Is cutting for Spoilers even necessary? How about I cut for being a whiny bitch then? )

April 2nd, 2009

I have been pwned.

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Spoilers for 4x18 )

March 28th, 2009

Random

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I swear, almost every My Chemical Romance song reminds me of Vlad, especially "The Sharpest Lives", "Blood" (huh, obvious much?), "Thank You For The Venom", and "Helena" (that is so Vlad/Mina to me for no apparent reason).

But not "Famous Last Words", because that is a Diallo song. :p

EDIT: I made icons. Hehe!


March 27th, 2009

OMFG! LOL!

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Okay, so if animals humping things disturbs you, don't watch this. But... this was actually adorable. I didn't know turtles made noises! Seriously, that is so cute! Although that little guy needs a mate, STAT!

It's that time again...

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Supernatural Spoilers for 4x17 )

March 26th, 2009

Photoshop Are Fun

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I love photoshopping rainbow hair on Jessica Alba. Seriously, hours of entertainment.

See? Slighty NSFW. )

March 19th, 2009

Supernatural!!!!!!

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Spoilers for 4x16 )

March 17th, 2009

I been busy!

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So there's a new layout here. I even replaced the .gif images on the sidebar! So everything is WATCHMEN now. I know... poor Robin... But I had him as my layout NON-STOP for, like, a year. It was time to do something different, hehe. Besides, I needed that .gif of Sally smacking Dan's ass in my sidebar. NEEDED, I SAY! :p

I feel like I need to put up a Watchmen Mood Theme. But that'll have to wait until I have more time. I say that, it'll probably be a few hours from now.

EDIT: Called it. I've already got the mood theme up, LOL!

If I am slow to respond somewhat this afternoon...

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...it's "let's work on this annoying-ass Flash assignment until I want to die and basically end up just handing in a piece of SHIT because I can't get the fucking thing to work"... day. So I am working on it and getting it done, but you never know what snags can hit. And I'll probably need to take breaks, like I'm taking now, so there will be writing to be had. I just might be a tad slow in getting there.

Happy St. Patty's Day! I am partly Irish, so I celebrate. Mom's baking a green cake that Dad is convinced will turn grey in the oven. Wish we had money to put on it, because I highly doubt that food coloring will turn anything other than its intended color when cooked. ;) We're also having potato soup... Does that seem cruel, considering the potato famine? I don't know. Seemed like a good idea at the time. Still seems like a good idea, because my mom's potato soup RAWKS.

Apparently some wank exploded on a Watchmen community I lurk at. Luckily, it was mostly just hilarious. Some chick who loves her shrooms wrote an absolutely superb article with a fucked up LJ cut about how Alan Moore predicted 9/11 via the Watchmen comics. Apparently, she believes that his tripping out while writing the book gave him Dr.-Manhattan-esque powers. She proceeded to have lots of macros and flames thrown at her, even from the very amused moderator. Then she wept for the stupidity of Watchdom. Which lead to the best response ever. Yeah, I admit that I wasted a lot of time giggling and saying things like "OH SNAP!" over this yesterday. It's nice to know that when someone is obviously mentally unstable... we'll just pelt them with vegetables until they go away, LOL!

Oh, and the rules got tightened, which will hopefully make for, as the subject says, a stronger loving world. I just hope she understands that she's quoting a text meant to reflect Ozy's stance on things. NO DESTROYING ME WITH A SQUID PLZ!

March 15th, 2009

Best Summary Ever

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The following are a couple of fan videos made, summarizing the Watchmen comics. And they are AWESOME.

Part One


Part Two


Okay, so I love that Dan/Laurie fucking = high-fiving and crazy dancing. And that Dr. Manhattan using his powers involves more crazy dancing. And Rorscach's mask looks like everything from a big "X" to Mr. Peanut. Just seriously... So epic.

March 14th, 2009

"Going Nowhere" - Kevin

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Title: Going Nowhere
Author: Jade Blood
Rating: PG-13
Prompt: 078. Break
Disclaimer: All this belongs to me.
Summary: Catching a killer doesn't mean you've won...

Alan Barlow. A very regular name for an entirely irregular person... )
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