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Welcome to my straitjacket, my OOC journal! There'll be RP madness, which will probably be friends locked, and lots of general fangirling and fiction. So if you've stumble across this journal, feel free to have a look around! :)

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March 14th, 2009

"Spectacle" - Random FR

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Title: Spectacle
Author: Jade Blood
Rating: PG-13
Prompt: .033 Dance
Disclaimer: All these characters are basically mine, except for Dan, who belongs to Ghani.
Summary: Diallo, White, and Dan take their girls to the Hartwells' club.
Author's Note: Yes, that song is "I Touch Myself", but not the Divinyls version. The one I imagine is playing is the techno version by Jan and Scarlet Wayne. Look into it, because it's awesome. ;) And yes, this is totally random. Why do you ask?

“It was… rather nice of the Hartwells to invite us,” White ventured... )

March 13th, 2009

Supernatural is BACK!

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Cut for Spoilers for 4x15 )

March 10th, 2009

OMG Ghani!

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*snorts and dies* I'm sorry, but this thing just screamed "Dan!" So I had to post it.

March 8th, 2009

OMG I love this cast!

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Moviefone Unscripted - Matthew Goode, Billy Crudup, Malin Ackerman, and Patrick Wilson. And my GOD, could they be more hilarious and entertaining just as PEOPLE!? Seriously, I LOL'ed through that whole thing.

March 7th, 2009

I SAW IT!

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Watchmen is LOVE! Make way for some fangirling!

Spoilery Review! )

March 6th, 2009

"Benefits" - Thora/Dan

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Title: Benefits
Author: Jade Blood
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: Dan belongs to Ghani, and Thora is mine. THE END.
Summary: Thora was never good with relationships, but she was never THAT BAD, either.
Author's Note: OMG, this came out of nowhere! Enjoy my random!

Dan loved being there when Thora came home... )

March 5th, 2009

I am so awesome!

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Well, I finally decided to display my new Watchmen figures properly. I bought Dr. Manhattan today, and after having Nite Owl and Rorschach hanging out on (and falling off of) my desk for a couple weeks, it was just time. On top of all that, mom got me the USA Weekend poster (with the art by Dave Gibbons) completely at random the other day (which made my fangirl heart explode), so I had the perfect idea for putting it all together.

Picture! )

More Watchmen Spam

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Watchmen if it were a Saturday Morning Cartoon!

And in the interview below, I wanna sit in Patrick Wilson's lap. Mwehehehehe... I just had to share this, because these men are devastatingly hot, so watch!



Another Vid - Wolverine Versus Rorschach! )

March 4th, 2009

LOL, I fail!

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So yesterday I mentioned that there was a lab that would help me greatly with one of my classes and I might not get to go? I did get to go, meaning I got the help I needed and turned my assignment in with some confidence. Only... what I went through to get to that lab was fairly hellish.

So the car situation posed a rather big problem, and it got resolved at basically the last minute. I stressed myself about it up to that point, though still I refuse to sweat it any longer, seeing as how it worked itself out. Here's where things get really stupid. I was in a hurry to get something to my bro (his hat he needed for work) and get back in the car. So in my rush to get down his front steps, I missed one and came down really hard on my left leg. As soon as I did this, I heard my knee crack. Yeah, my brain was all like, "NOT GOOD!" It didn't hurt just yet, but that was a bad noise that I hadn't wanted to hear.

So my leg gives out, and I let it, afraid that if I land on it further, it will end up sprained or (GOD FORBID) broken. I tumble forward, catch myself on my hands and right hip, and sit there for a minute so I can get my bearings. Maybe at 26 I should be able to leap up from a fall like that and do a jig, but my legs were all rubbery and telling my brain that there was no way in hell they'd ever support my weight again! Not after that monkey business!

So I sit there, cursing to myself while dad comes over and asks if I'm okay. ...Not really, but I get up. My leg wobbles and aches, and I proceed to limp to the car. He asks if I should still be going to class, and I argue that I don't have much of a choice. So yeah, I'm going. I cowboyed up the best I could, but my knee twinged all the way to the college, which was a half hour drive. Luckily, my dad was at the wheel, so I didn't have to worry about the driving part.

I wanted to cry so bad. After the day I had been treated to, I just wanted to break down and have a good wail. By some miracle, I stayed myself, reminding my overactive girly emotions that I had a class to go to, and I wasn't about to show up with red eyes and a sniffly nose. I already had mud on the ass and right knee my jeans (no time to change), and that was bad enough. Not to mention that I started doing my silly, fangirl thing and thinking, what would Dean think of you if you started bawling because you strained your wittle knee? Don't be a puss! Yeah, the tough love worked, believe it or not.

I told Kaz later that I looked like a hobo with my muddy jeans, yet no one said a WORD. And her reply was that no one wanted to get beat up by a hobo for pointing out their dirty pants. HA! Win! I am the mighty hobo! FEAR ME!

At any rate, my knee is sore today, but it was obviously just a strain. Not anything worse than that. So pain pills and staying off of it (easy for old lazybones here) should have me back in tiptop shape soon enough. Just thought I'd share that saga with you all, LOL!

Just scream for me, and I'll be what you're falling on...

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Ghani, this could so easily be Dan talking to Thora...

Falling On by Finger Eleven - Lyrics )

And look! One from Thora to Dan:

I Could Get Used To This by The Veronicas - Lyrics )

March 3rd, 2009

SO STRESSED!!!!!!!

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I HATE SCHOOL! I never say that. Or at least I try not to, because I am really thankful to be back in school and working toward my degree. I know what it is like to want so badly to be able to pursue a career without having the means, and I would never mean to act ungrateful when I've been given such a golden opportunity. But right now? I HATE SCHOOL!

Because it's hard and stressful, and my teachers are never around when I need them, and Adobe Flash fucking hates me, and I hate it back, and Programming and Logic is difficult as hell, and I don't know if I'll be able to go to the optional lab tonight to get help with it, because I don't have a car, and I wish I could just CHOKE SOMEONE!

While I'm in a ranty mood, lemme get this out. I love Jeffrey Dean Morgan. He is da bomb, if you will. But I am starting to get sick of him being the only thing fans care about when it comes to Watchmen. There are other people in this movie, ya know? I'm not pulling your leg! Check the credits! There's other actors in this thing. Who woulda thunk it? Other people who are also yummy to look at, though not always bearded. Unless you count JEH's goatee.

*goes off to bitch in a corner and twitch at every noise*

March 2nd, 2009

Disney Icons

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I'm posting these here because they mostly have to do with the RP, so have at them, you guys! Archimedes from the Sword in the Stone might not fit the RP, but I just HAD to make icons of him, because he was my favorite character from that movie. And those were caps from my favorite scene!



Anywho, enjoy. :D

Teasers:


Curiouser and Curiouser )

February 24th, 2009

Yet Another Meme...

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Pick characters of mine (past, present, pending) and I will give you the following soundtrack to their life:

1) Love Song (whether unrequited or relationship wise)
2) Sex Song
3) Angry Song
4) Sad Song
5) Theme Song

February 23rd, 2009

Character Meme!

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Request characters and I will answer all of the following questions for them.

What is/are your character's...
...stuff? )

Dayna - 20 Icons and 5 Banners

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Because I felt like Dayna didn't have enough graphics, I made banners and icons of Penelope Cruz with purplish/blue and green hair for you, Ghani. :D Her hair is so dark that it's hard to make it rainbowy, so I hope it looks okay!

Teasers:



Under Here! )

February 22nd, 2009

"It Pours" - Thora

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Title: It Pours
Author: Jade Blood
Rating: NC-17 (Sexy Tiem!)
Disclaimer: Thora and Pup are mine. Dan and Dayna belong to Ghani. So there. :p
Summary: Just after Thora's date, she has a little... alone time.
Author's Note: This was really introspective as well as sexy... Odd mix, so I hoped this works.

Thora wasn’t trying to brush Pup and Dayna off. No way. Not at all... )

Thora and Thora/Dan Graphics

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The following are some new character graphics I made, all of them for Thora and Thora/Dan. Yeah, I like giving Jessica Alba rainbow hair. What of it? ;)

Teaser:


A hurricane that wrapped around my heart... )

February 15th, 2009

Wash Away My Sins: Chapter Seven - Supernatural

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Title: Wash Away My Sins
Authors: Aratocriel and Jade Blood
Rating: PG-13
Characters/Pairings: Dean, Sam, Dean/OFC, Sam/OFC, OC!villains
Disclaimer: Supernatural and it's characters belong to Kripke and the CW. Nina belongs to Aratocriel, and Janis belongs to me (Jade), so no using them without our permission. We make no profits from this and are just having fun!
Summary: A year after the events of "Unity in Duality", Janis and Nina are a bit savvier regarding the world of the paranormal, but the resurgence of old enemies has left them needing the help of the Winchesters once more.
Previous Chapters: 1 : 2 : 3 : 4 : 5 : 6

Chapter Seven )

February 14th, 2009

Valentines!

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Happy Heart Day! In celebration, I present the king of romance, Pepe le Pew!

February 13th, 2009

OTP Meme - FR Style!

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+ Pick up to 15 OTPs.
+ Describe them in less than 15 words.
+ Have your flist guess the OTP.


Done with FR peoples! They're not all mine, either. Mwehehe!

1. Sometimes, second time is the charm, in both cases. - Anika/Rodney, guessed by [info]ghani_skywalker
2. Having a rich history together could make or break them. - Peter/Lily, guessed by [info]ghani_skywalker
3. He makes her naughty and loves every second of it. - Robin/Marian, guessed by [info]ghani_skywalker
4. The king and the peasant. - Mirela/Iram, guessed by [info]ghani_skywalker
5. Abusive? Maybe. Hot? That, too. - Will/Skye, guessed by [info]ghani_skywalker
6. She started chasing him; now he chases her. - Alice/White, guessed by [info]ghani_skywalker
7. Didn't everyone know that fairy tale was about sex all along? - Delilah/Barnabus, guessed by [info]ghani_skywalker
8. Strange-eyed and feral and somehow... they work. - Diallo/Lorelai, guessed by [info]ghani_skywalker
9. You call them "ebony and ivory", and he will officially puke. - Yancy/Laila, guessed by [info]ghani_skywalker
10. Friends... in so many, naughty ways. - Robin/Krissy, guessed by [info]ghani_skywalker
11. Losing her memory was just the beginning. - Eve/Ash, guessed by [info]ghani_skywalker
12. Awkward, stumbling, bumbling, and everything she needs. - Dan/Thora, guessed by [info]ghani_skywalker
13. He lost her. Then he lost his mind.
14. He might be young, but that won't stop him from fighting for her. - Pup/Jenna, guessed by [info]ghani_skywalker
15. He soothed her, and she made him wild. - Beau/Tempest, guessed by [info]ghani_skywalker
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